sapiens. only homo superior. don’t talk to me unless you are telekinetic or a shapeshifter of some kind
calm down magneto
OK, Hiccup’s relationship with Valka!
Agh, so, in the previous gifset I tumbled, Valka snuck her way into touching Hiccup’s face without his permission. Here she snatches her hand away, then sees he doesn’t mind, and puts it back. And then he leans into it.
There’s just something really gut-punching and raw for me in Hiccup’s eagerness for Valka’s affection and approval. He’s amazed by what she represents, and what she can tell him about his own identity, but at the heart of it, here’s a woman he loves instantly in a very vulnerable way. He’s happy to throw off Viking social conventions in order to interact with her. And how unusual for us to get a film about a twenty-year-old’s loving relationship with his mother! This moment feels very bold to portray on screen.
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING