im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
- Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
- Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
That’s it, I’m moving to London…
Take me with you?